latest log 06-06-05time: 1:00 pm strain level: 6--just enough to make it feel like i was taking a good shit. texture: summer sausage-y shape: summer sausage-y odor: summer sausage-y (no, seriously) wipe: fucked up. not too many wipes, but there were strange little shit-flecks on the seat cover. man, whadda hell?
log flushed 06-03-05time: 10:00 pm strain level: 9--this one was a three-piece toughie, i tell ya texture: like solid milk chocolate shape: too tired to look odor: plain-old pooh, with just a hint of albacore tuna fish wipe: three wipes, then a secondary before bed
log flushed 05-14-05time: 6:00 pm strain level: 8--i haven't looked, but i bet my ass is red--it's sure tired texture: like one of the honey-nut balance bars, or somethin' shape: missed it--i was too busy straining and recovering to look odor: scentless, believe it or not wipe: the convienent one-wipe-nothing-there-poopin's done
log flushed 02-26-05time: 10:00 am strain level: 1.5 if that--i had stomach cramps and the whole bit texture: like refried beans shape: take those beans and spread them out on a tortilla--my ass played the roll of the tortilla odor: i was in a pioneer place shitter, so i couldn't tell what was mine and what wasn't wipe: a disaster--fucking autoflushers
log flushed 10-15-04time: 9:45 am strain level: 1--this motherfucker wanted out and wanted out now texture: like a melted milky way bar shape: sorta like a flattened, empty toothpaste tube odor: chili powdery wipe: the classic scoop and check, scoop and check
log flushed 08-06-04time: 8:44 am strain level: started off as a 7, but quickly went down to a 3 texture: hard ice cream shape: didn't look, never do, need to start odor: hint of salami secondary: none wipe: two quick ones and bye bye!
log flushed 07-31-04time: 11:45 am strain level: 5.5 texture: like that of instant mashed potatos shape: not sure, i was in the library shitter and too frightened to look odor: ever had a garlic cheese loaf? kina like that secondary: not more shit. just a nice big celebratory fart wipe: ridiculous--at least six wipes and three flushes
log flushed 07-20-04time: 9:19 pm strain level: 7.5 texture: gelatinous tapioca pudding shape: four pebbles, one big boulder odor: dunno, I'm plugged up today secondary: was really the main part--it was big wipe: two wipes and done!
log flushed 07-11-04time: 10:04 am texture: chili-like, not solid shape: no real shape, more like a mudflow odor: phew! secondary: went on and on wipe: very involved, but completed within five wipes
log flushed 07-05-04time: 11:00 am texture: moist, yet firm shape: didn't look, probably fell into curved banana category odor: refried beans with a hint of sausage secondary: small boulder that fell into pieces wipe: clean, two scoops through the front, one wipe from the back, all done
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