A few hours after passing out on my roommate's elevated bed as he snuggles with his skank on mine, I feel someone shaking my arm. It's Stoney. "Dude! Dude! You've got midterm review, Bro! You're late! You're late!" How this guy managed to remember that I had a middterm review is beyond me. So I stagger down there and the whole class stops to look at me like the drunk slacker asshole that I am. I slip into the back of the room and catch the last half of the class.
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