facts

My name is Fankie, I'm married to Squish and we have a fat black cat who shits far more than she eats, which seems to be a mathematical impossibility.

family

My parents are Mummy and Puh-Pah. They live in another city and we miss them but try to visit as much as we can. I have a dear sister who cuts my hair and four fab nephews.

my crew

You can find bios on the CREW here.

contact

Email me at turbodogg AT fankie dot com.

design

Squish designs and maintains this site. Uh huh. Her.